my life is one giant loophole

my life is one giant loophole

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(via the-pietriarchy)

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(via neatpotatoes)

frick-n-furter:

WE DID THE MASH

*KICKS THROUGH YOUR DOOR*

WE DID THE MONSTER MASH

*BACKFLIPS INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM*

THE MONSTER MASH

*BREAKS ALL OF YOUR WINDOWS*

IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH

(via thebluespraypaint)

sandandglass:

Stephen Colbert talks to Jeffrey Tambor from Transparent.
sandandglass:

Stephen Colbert talks to Jeffrey Tambor from Transparent.
sandandglass:

Stephen Colbert talks to Jeffrey Tambor from Transparent.
sandandglass:

Stephen Colbert talks to Jeffrey Tambor from Transparent.
sandandglass:

Stephen Colbert talks to Jeffrey Tambor from Transparent.
sandandglass:

Stephen Colbert talks to Jeffrey Tambor from Transparent.
sandandglass:

Stephen Colbert talks to Jeffrey Tambor from Transparent.
sandandglass:

Stephen Colbert talks to Jeffrey Tambor from Transparent.
sandandglass:

Stephen Colbert talks to Jeffrey Tambor from Transparent.

sandandglass:

Stephen Colbert talks to Jeffrey Tambor from Transparent.

(via lemondifficult)

assortedtrolls:

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

assortedtrolls:

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

Error

(via zingarella)

I AM SO CONFUSED

fredcollins:

OKAY, SO, MY DAD COMES IN AND HANDS ME A LETTER TODAY AND HE WAS LIKE “well I don’t know what’s happening but I’m pretty sure this is for you” AND THIS IS WHAT HE HANDS ME:

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so naturally I OPEN IT.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS EXPECTING TO FIND

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someone legitimately took the time and money to write out this letter EXACTLY as it appears in Goblet of Fire, and COVER IT IN STAMPS. THEY EVEN SEALED IT WITH WAX.

I DON’T KNOW WHO THE FUCK DID THIS 

WHAT IS HAPPENING

(via yall-mothafuckas-need-misha)